Stupid 2.0

There are some stupid things on the net. And then there are GROSSLY stupid things.

Its not that this is the worst scam (worse still are around), nor that it targets a soft spot in love sick, desperate youngsters. The really shocking part is that it goes against one of the basic principles I believe in.

I mean, how could someone with enough intelligence to turn on a computer, open a browser and even assimilate a string of characters to formulate a coherent sentence be expected to act so stupid as to pay up for something like this?

And then again, the contrary breaks my faith that if someone trusts something enough to host it on a website, store et al, it must have seen at least sparing success.

In which case there could be a minor fabric of truth attached. Which, if possible, would mean spirits can be summoned by magic. And that makes the jostling around at the pearly gates of TASMAC (galeej wine shops in my city) irrelevant.

Oh and just to make you toggle less between the links, let me give you a fair, unbiased shot:

The magic lady would need a few essentials here- your name, your attempt's name, both your birth dates and here's the cream- three pubic hair, cut not plucked.
Ada paavigala... Bond 'Shaken not stirred' solra maadri solreengale da!

Next you pay in 690 USD so the witch lady can get her quarter and soda mixing. Now that the spirit has been invoked, she gives it a few gifts such as chips and ooruka so the mubbu does not cause the invoked spirits to make an early exit.

That done she makes the drunken call to the party (your attempt) and puts some international mokkai. I don't know whether this call has to be payed by you directly or is part of the 690 package.

Now we all know that the third-party mubbu call have a decently high hit rate. That done she will send you a talisman to remind you what an international maanga you've been.

PS: Sorry for the higher level of tamilisized words. Theres a glossary at the end but it only gets you as far as the context goes.

PPS: This post sure must have witch aunty de-spirited. But good for me, I'm guarded against spells... Thanks to this.

Glossary
TASMAC: Wine Shop
Galeej: Local/ Dirty/ Waack
Oorka: Pickle. Especially Garlic flavored ones
Mubbu: High
Attempt: The girl/guy one is trying for. Success results in park bench kind of deiveega lauve
Maanga: Mango

Disclaimer: I originally planned to write in an outburst against the sugarcupid site but this was a lot more stupid.